Cut!

Not to be too snippy, but

The Tories are too numerous

Perhaps we need a triple cut

Wherever they are, tumorous:

 

They seem to spread indecently

Across the blogosphere

And multiply, quite recently,

Like plankton by a pier –

 

In fact, they pose a nasty threat

We cannot now neglect. You see

They have no moral etiquette.

We need a Torydectomy.

 

Excise them like unbursted boils?

Castrate them with a pair of tongs?

Dissolve them in some castor oils?

Remove from them their dirty dongs?

 

Too neat, too easy, and too crude:

I hear you raise your voice.

But still, despite disquietude,

I fear we have no choice.

 

 

 

 

 

Click here for a Zoe Williams article in The Guardian.

 

18 January 2018

It was discovered that Ben Bradley, now one of the many Conservative Party vice-chairs, had advocated the sterilisation of the poor in a 2012 blog.


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