In Memoriam

 

My name is Don Mugabe

My name is Robert Trump

My brain is like awabe

My soul is in my rump

I am a toothless ruthless blabber

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I am a stupid smartie

My neurons are agog

I tease the twitterati

By tweeting noxious fog

I am a dour power grabber

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I live on the margin

I have appalling taste

An open door, I barge in

My psyche’s gone to waste

I am a foolish ghoulish stabber

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Though I’m made of suet

I crave your memory:

A holiday should do it

I’ll make that my decree

I’m a drugged up slug like Jabba

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See Science Daily for the GABA story

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dec 1st 2017

Robert Mugabe is to have a national holiday named after him. Trump retweeted some far right rubbish about Islam. Internet and smartphone addicts were found to have an excess of a chemical, GABA, that slows brain signals and makes them impulsive.


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