Fake Fiction

Darcy didn’t really brood

His muscles were not busting out

He was no dark and handsome dude

He did not sport a sullen pout

 

No ladies, he had permatan

Subsisted on a spree of junk

KFC – he was a fan

Quite a mountain, quite a hunk

 

He wore a startling powder quiff

Squeaked his way from dawn to dawn

Wasn’t Elvis, wasn’t Cliff

Spoke and ate much plastic corn

 

Darcy sadly did not loom

Over the whirling waltzing floor

The truth alas leaves little room

With all the balls he’s famous for

 

All those facts that must be kennelled!

Darcy was a dirty dog

Darcy’s name was really Donald

The rest is lost in Austen’s fog

 

Click here for a Telegraph article

 

Click here for an Independent article

 

 

February 9 2017

John Sutherland and others have suggested Mr. Darcy was not as we imagine. Trump’s diet was revealed.


POETRY KIT WEBRING

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