Unicorns and Seatbelts
Here I hover, with my horn,
Pink and perfect and surreal,
A zombie quadruped, unborn,
Braying for a cool No-Deal.
I was bred by ancient thought,
Raised inside a Franken-lab:
As a myth, I’m over-wrought,
But there again I’m pretty fab.
Here I dither near the edge,
Ready to destroy your soul,
Asking you to sign my pledge,
Taking back your fool control –
I’m the beast of ancient lore,
Propagate me if you dare,
Unchained beside this open door.
Come inside my lovely lair.
Here be dragons, hippogriffs,
Here be trolls, and here’s a sphinx
Chattering in hieroglyphs –
Here’s a hinkypunk to jinx
Everything you’ve ever thought.
I’m your unicorn. No fuss:
Put your belt on. Let us sport:
And now let’s crash this stupid bus.