And Drivel Flows The Don
I think that I am really Mr. Stupid
I could be!
And Vladimir is always playing Cupid
How could he!
And Vladimir is all but what is his
Hissy fit!
It’s not but never what you think it is
Isn’t it!
I never said I never meant to speak
Gobble-D!
And Vladimir won’t turn my other cheek
Probably!
We stood together almost never side by side
Preposterous!
I did not tell him that he had a hide
Of a rhinosterous!
Why would I not cut with a sharper knife
Forensical!
I say what I admit he said to me
Nonsensical!
I like to think I cannot not pretend
To vanity!
We always sow exactly what we send
Inanity!
What I am not is never fake I am not ever
Shrivelling!
And Vladimir and I may live forever
Drivelling!
What I put in is what I always get out
Fibberish!
What am I NOT to very up the spout is
Gibberish!
