Boris is the man of pudge
Making funny leader bids
Everything he says is fudge
Please do not believe him kids!
Mickey Gove speaks jolly jests
With his jolly rubber lips
He’s the worst of cartoon pests
Listen and you’ll have your chips!
Treazer Maybe’s drawn in ink
Crudely with her eyes like slugs
When she claims we’re in the pink
Do not credit her, you mugs!
Jerry Hunt’s a smiley cat
Licking artificial cream
When he says you’re really fat
All is never what it seems!
Do not trust these blue cartoons
With their wide-eyed alibis
They are belly-pork buffoons
Never ever trust their lies!
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