Simples. We’re esurient,
Have appetency for some bread,
While leaders in the Tory tent
Are each of them a slugabed.
All their plans’ abstrusity
Is a fizgig hitched to poor poltroon;
Her ideas seething with caducity,
Their leader is a picaroon.
Each accouchement of a plan
Offers gifts to rich and wealthy:
Each kickshaw’s for a bogeyman –
A large and highly-burnished selfie.
The big society has shrunk,
Archaism is the curse –
Words are junk or full of bunk.
Omnishambles. Only, worse.
(There is a fuller list of words at https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/archaic-words.)