Not to be too snippy, but
The Tories are too numerous
Perhaps we need a triple cut
Wherever they are, tumorous:
They seem to spread indecently
Across the blogosphere
And multiply, quite recently,
Like plankton by a pier –
In fact, they pose a nasty threat
We cannot now neglect. You see
They have no moral etiquette.
We need a Torydectomy.
Excise them like unbursted boils?
Castrate them with a pair of tongs?
Dissolve them in some castor oils?
Remove from them their dirty dongs?
Too neat, too easy, and too crude:
I hear you raise your voice.
But still, despite disquietude,
I fear we have no choice.
Click here for a Zoe Williams article in The Guardian.