Donald the President
To DC
a media circus came
to see a deplorable president
and Donald was his name.
One dark day
his Twitter account went flat –
till after dark
in Gorky Park
where Putin hacked his chat –
oooooohhh
Donald the oligarch combed his quiff
and tickled the media circus:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump –
Donald the oligarch combed his quiff
and ogled all like a mogul:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night
he played with the nuclear pile:
when Donald was testing the Tomahawks
he always raised a smile
No more polls
for Donald to confound:
he spoke each tweet with a goatish bleat
(his favourite kind of sound) –
Donald the oligarch combed his quiff
and tickled the media circus:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump –
Donald the oligarch combed his quiff
and ogled all like a mogul:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
His policies were appalling:
childish, unfair –
he played with Vlad
in his Moscow pad
on an avenue by Red Square
Donald the president combed his quiff
and tickled the media circus:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump –
Donald the president combed his quiff
and ogled all like a mogul:
off he went with a trumpety trump
trump
trump
trump
