Yes we can yes yes yes
Big Ears comes over to Noddy
And jingles his bells with a grin;
He says, “Let’s have a look at your body.”
Noddy responds with a grin.
Rag, Tag and Bobtail go clubbing,
But how did they each have a child?
By the stoat whose requests they kept snubbing?
Or is it that countryside’s wild?
The Soup Dragon fancies Small Clanger:
She tells him his whistle is bonny –
He goes to her bed to harangue her:
“Our sex-life is right up the swanee.”
Bob tries it on. Here is Wendy –
“Bob, can you sign for this shipment?
Can you fix it? It looks over-bendy.”
Perhaps she’ll inspect his equipment.
Bananaman flirts with Fiona,
But she tells him his passion is needless:
“Stop skin-splitting! I am a loner!
And besides, I’ve been told that you’re seedless!”
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