White Sugar
Stone cold ravers never sound like fiends
On their best behaviour, mustn't sound obscene
Mustn't mention Krishna, mustn't cause a fuss
Mustn't mention Allah, mustn't mention Jesus
White Sugar, how come you taste so bland?
White Sugar, just makes your tea taste grand
That's rock'n'roll, when you warm the pot
Never knock the gravy-boat, you'll spill the lot
Give them satisfaction, but don't swear or cuss
Mustn't mention Allah, mustn't mention Jesus
White Sugar, how come you taste so bland?
White Sugar, just makes your tea taste grand
I bet your knighthood that you've met the Queen
And whatever your religion, keep it squeaky-clean
Never mind your free speech, but adjust your truss
Mustn't mention Allah, mustn't mention Jesus
White Sugar, how come you taste so bland?
White Sugar, just makes your tea taste grand
I said *****, *****, *****, woooh!
How come you, how come you pray so good?
*****, *****, *****, woooh!
Just like a, just like a gagged mouth should -
*****, *****, *****, woooh!