Our Sort Of People
Crackerjackers, suckers, nutters,
Dodgers, bodgers, bonkers, clangers,
Creeps and freaks and snipes in gutters,
Boomers, bibblers, dribblers, bangers,
Crusties, nincompoops and browsers
On the wilder stretch of surf,
Dingly-danglers, rabble-rousers,
Every single one a Smurf,
Ratters, rotters, rutters, ranters,
Pantaloons and ommibores,
Citizens of old Atlantis,
Jeremiahs, drivel-jaws,
The pampered and the pestilential,
Most with memories like sieves,
Short of puff, as of potential –
And that’s just the Conservatives.
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