Weirdos
1
What irks us in our daily grinds?
A government that effs and blinds
2
What makes fidelis less than semper?
A government that’s in a temper
3
Why are we never in the pink?
A government whose ideas stink
4
What makes us fizz beneath our stopper?
When governments steal pounds, pay copper
5
Why do the voters not enthuse?
The government extends dole-queues
6
What makes us foam as if we’ve rabies?
A government that squeals like babies
7
Why don’t we give our leaders thanks?
Because they are as thick as planks
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