One-One-One
Well, I got a giddy aunt
And she's eaten all the Battenberg cake now
And watering the plants I stepped
Upon the garden rake (ow)
Could someone explain to me how it is
You make a milk-shake now?
I'd best call 1-1-1
Till somebody takes the problem away
Well, I spilled a bit of salt
And isn't this a superstition?
If I press CONTROL and ALT together
What will be the position?
And I voted Lib Dem but all I got
Is known as Coalition –
I'd best call 1-1-1
Till somebody takes the problem away
Well, tell me what you need
If you want to keep your axle grease cool
What's the going rate if you
Want to buy a brand new beach-boule?
And why'd you have to pay
If you say you're gonna start a free school?
I'd best call 1-1-1
Till somebody takes the problem away
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