From the musical 'Heir'
When the Goons are in the Royal House
And stupid heirs patrol their kraals
Then pigs will fly like gannets
And we-e'll believe Prince Charles:
His are the warnings of
A sage who's hilarious,
A sage who's hilarious,
Hilarious, hilarious!
Privilege and paranoia
Ecology and its destroyer
Armageddon, get splenetic
He is modified, genetic
Doomsday coming nearer, faster
Prince convinced: disaster
Hilarious, hilarious!
When the Goons are in the Royal House
And stupid heirs patrol their kraals
Then pigs will fly like gannets
And we-e'll believe Prince Charles:
His are the warnings of
A sage who's hilarious,
A sage who's hilarious,
Hilarious, hilarious!
Hear his moonshine pitch
From the prince, who's pretty rich
He's pretty rich
Hear his moonshine pitch
From the prince, who's pretty rich
He's pretty rich
Repeat until last trumpet
